2/29/08

ZURPRIZE!


Story by Zayury
Pictures by Zayury





Hello ladies and gentlemen!
I wanted to do something different, something that has NEVER been done before!




After much thought and deliberation it occurred to me that a Sim model story would be such a THING! What an incredibly NOVEL idea!




So let me welcome you to "Zayury's Top Model Search"!
Before I introduce you to our 6 finalists, let me take you back to how the process began!



First, I searched far and wide for possible prospects!






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Second, I held an open audition were thousands of applicants showed up!






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"Well, hello! Are you here to audition?"


"No, I'm sorry I was looking for Dr. Smith's office."





"Does this look like a freaking doctor's office?! It's on the third floor genius, do you think you can find that?!"




After this lengthy and exhausting process we finally narrowed it down to 6 finalists!


Let's begin now with the introductions!





BUBBA!


"Howdy yall! I's from Backwoods Dinky town! I's married to my cuzin PeggySue and we have 3 younguns! Theys kinda slow, don't know why, but theys sweetharts! I supply Zayury's moonshine! Hope yall vote for me!"





PEDRO!


"Buenos dias! I is from Mexico! I live in California wis my wife and 8 chilindren, mi parents, mi wifes parents, cuzins, and I thinks that it! I am Miz Zayury's gardener! Vote me please....I need money, the Miz is very cheap! Gracias!"





NOTSTRAITUS!


"Hello darlings! You can see for yourselves how fabulous I look! I am too fierce darlings! I love fashion and MEN! Zayury's hair would be a crying shame without me, I'm her hairstylist! Vote for me darlings nothing else makes sense!"





ICE CHIPS!


"Yo wat up! Is like this let me spelt it out fo' ya suckas!


Vote for me cuz I grew up in da street Make no sense to be dis tense When you rollin with the Feds Word to your motha!


I broke in to Z's crib once, she a'right!"




MAD DOG!


"Hey! Hot Mama or Zayury as you know her is in my biker gang! I have a kick ass Harley! So vote for me, or I'll ride it up your ass!"





LI!


"Vely nice to meet you! I Kunfu master! I smarter than you! I deliver Chinese food to Zayuly! You like my food so vote fo Li!"





Alright! Now that you have met the finalists let me show you the pictures of their bathing suit and formal photo shoot!




BUBBA










PEDRO










NOTSTRAITUS










ICE CHIPS









MAD DOG










LI









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You have met the finalists and you have seen their photo shoots. Now ladies and gentlemen the decision is yours! Who should be the the winner and be crowned "Zayury's Top Model"?! The poll is now open vote for the winner!

Your decision will be announced on the main page next week! Thank-you for joining us and have a great day!

**UPDATE** Click on 'Contest Result' to see who won!

CONTEST RESULT



16 comments:

Zayury said...

Beth said...
Laughing so hard I almost -- well never mind. But I love this! Great search technique you've got going on there!

Don't you have another one tucked under your bed or something?

Hysterical!! You are SO BAD!!!

2/29/2008 12:51 PM
Gayl said...
Zayury this was hilarious! You have one of the most warped senses of humor and I mean that in a very nice way!

Excellent twist on a most overused plot line.

2/29/2008 12:55 PM
ZAYURY said...
YEAY! I really had my fingers crossed hoping this would be well received! Thank-you dear friends for the wonderful feedback!:wub: ;D

2/29/2008 1:35 PM
Leah said...
You're completely insane, my friend!

I was already laughing when I saw the blouse your Zayury Sim was wearing, and after that first picture it only got better!
I like Pedro - he's got such beautiful, sad eyes.
And I like Li - he's just gorgeous!

Don't know for which of them to vote yet. I just can't make up my mind...

2/29/2008 1:37 PM
sandybvv said...
LOL Oh My!!WOW!

Such a twist... but I love it.. lol I'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts already, you are Hilarious!
And again, I have to say I love your sense of humor! lol lol

well.. let see... I like your hair dresser, he is the one that looks more like a model to me... but Pedro and Li are cute... so.. give me some time to think about it... lol

OMG, I'm still laughing so hard! lol lol!

2/29/2008 4:04 PM
Ophelia said...
When you first mentioned Top Model Search I almost slapped myself in the forehead thinking "Oh, NO!" Obviously I had forgot your great humour, I am so ashamed of myself now... You had me laughing through out the whole thing! The professional and methodical search and the audition, I really could feel the excitement...

Very hot guys, can only imagine the stiff competition :P Bubba stole my heart... I think this was the coolest thing, they're so un-Zayury...

Certainly the best Model story I've ever read, mostly they're all the same and rather predictable. This however... this is mad, crazy... awesome! Refreshing!

Thanks for giving me the best laugh I've had in days... There goes my moody and mysterious image... All because of you and your "silly" stories...

Please keep on with the writing, you really do have a "knack" for it, whether you believe it or not!

2/29/2008 4:16 PM
ZAYURY said...
LOL! My dear Leah and Sandy, I'm sorry for making it such a difficult decision for you to make, lol! :D It is pretty hard to make one's mind up with so much 'hotness'! LOL! I'm glad you liked it my friends! :WUB:

My dear Ophelia, you are right, you really should know me better, lol! :D :D I'm glad I made you laugh my friend! :D :D

2/29/2008 4:30 PM
drewsoltesz said...
my...GOD! LOL! I think I may have just wet myself from laughing so hard! Sick with a cold today, and this really brightened up my day! Zayury, I LOVE your sense of humour, mate! I think I may go with Bubba, nothing like a hillbilly shitkicker to make my heart do a flip! LOL!
Cheers, great bloody fanastic job!
*clap, clap, clap*

~~Karen

2/29/2008 4:40 PM
ZAYURY said...
My dear Karen, thank-you very much, I'm glad you like my humor, lol! :D I hope you feel better soon my friend! Take care of yourself, we need your STORIES I meant we need YOU! ;) :wub:

2/29/2008 6:55 PM
sandybvv said...
I came back to vote :D lol Can't wait to see which of this "hotties" wins :D lol

2/29/2008 11:59 PM
sweetcharming said...
This is really the best top model story I've ever read!:D I totally agree with the others, this is such a great and funny story, I had to laugh so much! You have really a wonderful sense of humor, I love it!
I have no idea what I would do without your stories, they really cheer me up everytime I read one! Great job!

3/01/2008 7:28 AM
Lizzy said...
Zayury, I have got five words for you:
You.
Are.
A.
Freakin'.
Genius!

I voted Li.

3/01/2008 3:00 PM
ZAYURY said...
Dear Sweet and Lizzy, thank-you both for the wonderful comments! I'm so glad you both enjoyed it! It is a wonderful feeling knowing that I brought a little laughter to my friend's lives! :wub: :D

3/01/2008 3:55 PM
Anonymous said...
OMG haha this is so funny!!!, congratulation for your surprice!!!. Li is the winner for me!!!! Gooooooo Li!!!!! haha -Maru-

3/03/2008 12:46 PM
Astral Faery said...
Too funny! I just about popped a seam laughing at this. I had to do a double take on that blouse. And the models! I think you got just about every stereotype imaginable. I like Li and Pedro - I voted for Pedro. He has a family to feed, after all!

This was a riot - thanks for the laugh!

3/03/2008 3:42 PM
ZAYURY said...
Dear Maru and Astral, I'm very happy that you found my little 'joke' entertaining! :D :D
I appreciate your comments and your support! THANK-YOU dear friends! :wub:

3/03/2008 6:04 PM
chardonnay said...
Oh dear Lord....My sides hurt!!! And I think I need to change....

This was soooo funny!!!

And I voted for Mad Dog....because I don't think a Harley would fit there...and I REALLLLLY don't want to find out.....

3/04/2008 9:40 AM
ZAYURY said...
My dear Chardonnay, I'm so glad you finally got a chance to read it! :) I'm even more happy that it cheered you up my friend! :wub:
I'm sorry if Mad Dog 'forced' you to vote for him, lol! I'll have a talk with him! ;P

3/04/2008 7:23 PM
scarlet_white said...
What, li is winning and mine is one of the lowest, ok no fair, notstraitus is so histerical- Actually the whole thing was so wittiful and quirky, I thought it was going to be for female models and all of the contestants are acquaintances for you, tahst so unique I loved it

3/05/2008 3:09 AM
ZAYURY said...
Dear Pablo, thank-you very much! I'm glad you found it entertaining! I agree, I did think Notstraitus was the funniest of all of them, lol! I had fun making him, lol! :D :D

I do have a sick sense of humor and I am very sarcastic as you can tell, lol! :D Thank-you for voting! :)

3/05/2008 1:27 PM

Sugah Sim said...

Oh, Z, this was freakin' hilarious! I love your sense of humor and all your misfit models. TOO FUNNY!
I'm sorry my fave didn't win: NOTSTRAITUS

He was to die for, dahling! ;)
(Must find out who does his hair. I love it! lol)

You are so very talented as well as a dear & generous soul, my friend. Keep up the fabulous work.

Big Hug,
S

Zayury said...

My dear Sugah, THANK-YOU! I'm so happy you read this and even more happy that you liked it! Notstraitus was my fav also, lol! I had fun making him (can you tell?) LOL! Thank-you for the wonderful comment my friend! :wub:

Aphrodite said...

HAhahaha, I liked how you had her just relaxing as her supposed "working hard." I love her red/oriental top. The models were hilarious, and that was definitley needed. My favorite is NOTSTRAITUS! He looked outstanding. Great work Zayury!!!

Anonymous said...

Aphrodite just jogged my memory, Z. I meant to ask you about your lovely narrator's beautiful Asian ensemble. Wherever did you find it? I'd really enjoy working with that mesh.

Not-strait(us) ... LOL! Still lovin' it, Chica!

Zayury said...

Aphrodite: I'm sorry I missed this comment before sweetheart! I'm so glad you enjoy your mami's wicked sense of humor, lol! Have fun at school baby girl! :wub:

Sugah: My dear friend, thank-you so much for the compliments to this little comedy, lol! I'm so happy you liked it! :wub:

I got her outfit at 'All About Style', although now I can't find it anymore! Seems she moved all her older files to a 'Yahoo Group' because of bandwith! :(

(I'll send it to you my dear!) :D

Anonymous said...

This was freakin' hilarious! I love your sense of humor and all your misfit models. TOO FUNNY!
I'm sorry my fave didn't win: NOTSTRAITUS

You are so very talented and witty, my friend. Keep up the fabulous work.

Anonymous said...

My sweet Sugah, I know! I really liked Notstraitus also! I was very disappointed...

I'm so glad you enjoyed it my friend and that it brought a smile to your face!

Anonymous said...

This was just way too funny!!

That first picture when you were looking far and wide for possible prospects just killed me.
Empty streets!! And, those....pink.....hair curlers......Oh My God! I still cannot stop laughing. I swear to you, I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I'm still giggling.

Then the next picture standing at the window was just as funny with the facial cream and coffee cup.

Each contestant outdid the other for giggles.

This was like a Masterpiece in Comedy.

I think this took me a good 20 minutes to write because I had to stop, I kept breaking out in the giggles and wiping my eyes.

Anonymous said...

WOW! My dear Ed, you are seriously making me blush! I am totally THRILLED that you liked it so much!!!! THANK-YOU SO MUCH for reading it, and for the wonderful and very motivating comment!! Who was your favorite by the way? Lol!

Anonymous said...

My favorite was the hairdresser. A close second was, Ice Chips. That's a funny name.

The prizes were just as funny......

Anonymous said...

I should have commented about the scenes with our hostess in pink curlers and a face mask.
I, too, found them hilarious and extremely well done.
Wherever did you find those curlers, Z?

All of the scenes with her waiting...and waiting...and waiting in that empty room were great, too.
The entire story & ALL of the screenshots were so beautifully done, so original and so dang much fun!

Do you think you could send me darling NOTSTRAITUS? I was staring at this face (and fabulous hair) again tonight and believe he would make an excellent addition to several of my hoods. He's downright pretty!

Anonymous said...

You are so welcome for the well deserved comments.

I'm still breaking out in giggles. If I ever need a good laugh, I know EXACTLY where to go.

NOTSTRAITUS, was the hairdresser's name. Thank you, Sugah. You can send that puppy my way too. I've got the perfect body for him.

Thank you for the laugh's!

Anonymous said...

Thank-you both for the wonderful compliments of my little top model contest story, lol! I love the fact that I put a smile on your faces, that makes me feel really good!!!

NOTSTRAITUS: I'm afraid I delete my Sims after I'm done with either photo shoots, illustrations, or stories. But I will see if I can recreate him for you both!

My dear Sugah, it took me a bit, but I finally found the location of the rollers, lol, here's the link:

http://nene.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=58390%20&highlight=curlers

The face cream is from IcedMango @ TSR and it's a free download! It will be at the bottom of the page!

http://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/IcedMango/downloads/sims2/sets/page2in100items/

Anonymous said...

That was hilarious and your images were beautiful. The detail on your lovely models faces is amazing! Mad dog reminds me of my husband. Not in looks, thank goodness, but that's his nickname when he plays softball. It cracks me up. Great job!

Anonymous said...

Wow, Em, thank-you very much! I really appreciate you checking out my little 'comedies' lol, and your lovely comments!